Hi, my name is Jade and I'm 16 and I live in England. I like The Smiths.
I’m not sorry
Nor should you be.
I will find this funny forever!
|mom:||don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot|
|me:||fire cannot kill a dragon|
good luck to everyone who has school soon but your sleeping schedule is wrecked beyond repair
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
Wtf did I just read
NO GINGERBREAD MAN I DEMAND A SEQUAL I MUST DISCOVER HOW HE WILL END THIS PLAGUE AND MYSTERY
I NEED A SEQUEL
*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths